I ♥ My Mom.
HAPPY MOM'S DAY, MOM. Even though you can't see this (Oh please dear God say you can't see this) I love you THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much, you are my most favourite mommy ever and you know you like me better than stupid face Melissa aaaaanyday cause I AM THE BEST, YEAH!
This is my mom, how pretty is sheeeee?
Also for lol factor, look how drunk I am? That was her (sorry mom) 40th a couple of years back and I think I maybe had 2 glasses of wine and BAM totaaaalled.
Which, btw, means that anything I said or did at Pete's party after about 10pm is NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. I'm reaaaaaaaaally sorry I made a pass at Lee but tbh if he will ALWAYS look at me like I'm from another planet I WILL notice it after the first 50 times of meeting him. Anyway he totes loved it I saw his blush. And he didn't smack me so TAH DAH! I am made of rock and roll and completely untouchable the end.
That was a lot of fun but omg boys! You're poor livers. Like legit concern- you drink like you don't want to live anymore.
So how good is it to have a month off? SO GOOD, SO SO GOOD. Ok, there's this little thing I have to do in Madrid but that is like a week away and also only three days and also MADRID and it's the weekend so guess what glorious bastard says he'll come with? So um yeah bring it on, but a WHOLE MONTH of just... home. And I feel a bit bad that I'm not seeing my mom today but I did send flowers and there will be a looong long call later and I think Milly went over so that's that done, there's one of us to see. I will be spending my first day back without a hangover trailing around after J while he shops for IMPORTANT BUSINESS TIES (This means I can't point out ones with spongebob on them. But seriously how much more impressive would he look if he could pull off shouting at someone in a spongebob tie? My point exactly.) for BUSINESS RELATED ACTIVITY and then he's taking me for lunch (♥) and then ummm Idek the movies or something and I'm gonna try to talk him into sitting at the back and pashing with me but he'll be all grown up about it and give me THE LOOK. Then Michelle really wants a house dinner so that involves messy veggie lentil foolishness and properly divine dessert and too much pear cider as ever, I love them so much, and then idk I think maybe an early night with little sleep and then MAAAAAAAYBE I won't follow him to work the next day but I have my doubts, I truly do.
SO that's my day planned, sucks to be anyone that's not me.